Not Just A Kiss..
Pictures February 8th, 2009
Talk like a frog
Jokes January 30th, 2009
A little boy turned to his grandpa and said, “grandpa, talk like a frog.”
The Grandpa replied “What?, I’m not going to talk like a frog!”
The little boy again asked, “come on, Grandpa talk like a frog please.”
Grandpa again said “No! Go bother your grandmother.”
The little boy finally gave up and left.
A little while later the little boy’s sister came in and said “Grandpa will you talk like a frog for me?”
Grandpa of course replied, “NO!”
The little girl then said “Please grandpa will you talk just like a frog”?
Grandpa was very disturbed by now and said, “what is it with you and your brother, why in the world do you want me to talk like a frog?”
The little girl looked at her grandpa and said “Well last night daddy told us that when you croak we are going to go to Disney World.”
Tags: fun
Give him back his FISH!!!
Pictures January 29th, 2009
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Jokes January 19th, 2009
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Tags: fun
Good Samaritan??
Jokes December 9th, 2008
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
“Why are you eating grass?” he asked the man.
“I don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.
“Oh, please come to my house!”
“But sir, I have a wife and four children…”
“Bring them along!” the rich man said.
They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in.”
The rich man replied, “No, you don’t understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!”
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