First Time SexFirst Time Sex
Jokes January 22nd, 2009
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
to go out and make love for the first time . The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist to get some condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything
there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I’m so
excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!’
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy
quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still
no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this religious.’
The boy turns, and whispers back, ‘I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.’
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The pickle slicer
There once a man who worked in a pickle factory. He had this very great and powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. This went on for years, and finally he couldn’t stand it. He decided that he had to do it.
The day he finally did it he arrived home from work at 11am. His wife was very worried and asked what happened. For the first time, he explained to her this long-time desire to put his dick in the pickle slicer.
The man’s wife gasped and ran over to him, yanked his pants and briefs down, and found his member perfectly intact.
“I don’t understand,” she exclaimed, “what happened to the pickle slicer?”
The man replied, “I think she got fired, too.”
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