Talk like a frog

Jokes January 30th, 2009

A little boy turned to his grandpa and said, “grandpa, talk like a frog.”

The Grandpa replied “What?, I’m not going to talk like a frog!”

The little boy again asked, “come on, Grandpa talk like a frog please.”

Grandpa again said “No! Go bother your grandmother.”

The little boy finally gave up and left.

A little while later the little boy’s sister came in and said “Grandpa will you talk like a frog for me?”

Grandpa of course replied, “NO!”

The little girl then said “Please grandpa will you talk just like a frog”?

Grandpa was very disturbed by now and said, “what is it with you and your brother, why in the world do you want me to talk like a frog?”

The little girl looked at her grandpa and said “Well last night daddy told us that when you croak we are going to go to Disney World.”

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Caution ! Zombies ! Ahead !!!

Pictures January 30th, 2009

Caution ! Zombies ! Ahead !!!

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Making nature color one

Pictures January 30th, 2009

Making nature color one

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Raquel Bigorra

Celebrities January 30th, 2009

Raquel Bigorra

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Happy friday

Pictures January 30th, 2009

Happy friday

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Cats tree

Pictures January 30th, 2009

lol cats

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Cheating wife?

Jokes January 30th, 2009

“Hello?”

“Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?”

“No Daddy, She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul”

After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.”

“Oh yes I do and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now”

……. Brief Pause

“Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway”

“Okay Daddy, just a minute”

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

“I did it Daddy”

“And what happened honey?” he asked

“Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!”

“Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?”

“He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and he’s not moving either”

***Long Pause***

****Longer Pause****

“Swimming pool?? …… Is this 0208 257 9213?”

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Deer Gets Revenge on Hunter

Video January 29th, 2009

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Notice

Pictures January 29th, 2009

thank you

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Oral sex !

Jokes January 29th, 2009

Jason asks his grandpa: “Do you still have sex with Granny?” Grandpa
says: “Yes, but only Oral”. Jason says: “what is oral?”
Grandpa: “I say F*ck you, and she says: F*ck you too”

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