Two Blondes
Jokes February 8th, 2009
Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffy, in great detail. The robbery begins…
Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffy, “I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?” “Perfectly,” said Buffy. Buffy goes in the bank while Judy waits in the getaway car. One minute passes… Two minutes pass… Seven minutes pass… and Judy is really stressing out. Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Buffy. She’s got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out. The guard’s pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon. As the gals are getting away, Judy says “You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!” Buffy said, “I did… I did exactly what you said!” “No, you idiot,” said Judy. “You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!”
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Duke the dog
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A boy was meeting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time for dinner.
After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy’s chair.
Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and the boy really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
“Duke!” the dad yelled.
“This is great!” the boy thought. “He thinks the dog is farting!” so he let out another one.
“Duke!” the father barked.
The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
“Duke! Get outa there before he craps on your head!
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Funniest Joke in the world
A scientific survey in 2002 attempted to find the funniest joke in the world. Thousands of people from dozens of countries voted on thousands of jokes. Each country had a different favorite. Overall, the number one funniest jokes in the world, based on votes, is …
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”
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