Friday girl
Pictures March 6th, 2009
Girl of the day
Pictures March 4th, 2009
Crazy Apple
Pictures March 4th, 2009
A funny story of mistaken identity
Jokes March 3rd, 2009
They say the two happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the day you sell it. Joe and John were identical twins.
Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.
One day he rented out his boat to a group of Brisbane Business men, who sank it.
Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.
Unbeknownst to him, his brother John’s wife died suddenly.
When he got back on shore he went into Banksia Beach to pick up a few things at IGA supermarket .
A kind old neighbour woman mistook him for John and said: ‘I’m so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible.’
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: ‘Hell no! Fact is I’m sort of glad to be rid of her.
She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding water.
She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy.
I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time.
I warned them that she wasn’t very good and smelled bad, But they wanted her anyway.
The fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!’
The old woman fainted. 
Tags: funny story
Spaghetti ))
Jokes March 3rd, 2009
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back.
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
‘Honey,’ she said, ‘you received a very strange post card today.’
‘Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later,’ he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
‘Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,’
‘Two with meatballs, one without.’
‘Send extra sauce..’
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