First Grade Student
Jokes March 11th, 2009
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
Teacher: What is your problem?
Boy: I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and
I’m smarter than she is. I think I should be in the third-grade too.
The teacher took the boy to the principal’s office. While the Boy waited in
the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation
was.
The principal told her that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to
answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.
The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.
Principal: What is 3 x 3?
Boy: 9
Principal: What is 6 x 6?
Boy: 36
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. “I think the boy can go to the third-grade”, said the
principal.
The teacher said she had some of her own questions to ask. The principal and
the boy agreed.
Teacher: What is it that a cow has four and I have only two?
Boy: (after a moment) Legs.
Teacher: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
Boy: Pockets.
Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious
and contains thin whitish liquid? Read the rest of this entry »
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