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Pictures April 17th, 2009
I don’t need sex
Pictures April 17th, 2009
Foot and a Half ;)
Jokes April 17th, 2009
As is tradition in Italian families, Marol spends her wedding night in her family home. Her mother sleeps in the adjacent room in case Marol has any questions. Mama tells Marol, “You have any a problem, you come and see Mama.”
Later, Marol’s husband unbuttons his shirt, and Marol jumps up, runs next door and cries, “Mama, Mama! He has hair all over his chest!”
Mama reassures Marol, “Men have hair on the chest. This is sign of a good man. Go now and make him happy.”
But when Marol’s husband takes off his belt, she goes jumps up again, runs next door and cries, “Mama, Mama! He has a protrusion in his pants!”
Mama reassures her, “He finds you beautiful. This is sign of a good man. Go now and make him happy.”
Finally, Marol’s husband takes off his shoes. Due to a terrible childhood accident, he only has half of his right foot. Marol jumps up and runs back to her mother’s room, shouting, “Mama, Mama! He has a foot and a half!”
Her mother gets up and announces, “Stand back, Marol — this is a job for Mama!”
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Camel Relief :)
Jokes April 17th, 2009
A respected captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a remote desert outpost. On his orientation tour, he noticed a very old camel tied out behind the barracks.
He asked the sergeant, “Why is a camel tied to the barracks?”
The sergeant replied, “It’s a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel.”
“Well, I suppose if it’s good for morale, then I guess it’s all right with me.”
After he had been stationed at the fort for six long, lonely months, the captain simply couldn’t control his sexual angst any longer. He barked to his sergeant, “Bring the camel into my tent.”
The sergeant shrugged his shoulders, looked at the other men, and led the camel into the captain’s quarters.
Within a few minutes, the captain emerged from his tent, fastening his trousers, almost beaming with pride. “Well, sergeant, I must say that animal’s service is certainly worth its keep,” he said with pride.
The sergeant replied, “Well, actually, sir, usually the men just use it to ride into town.”
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize … you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat…
After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that’s when you remember:
You’ve been listening to your iPod!!!
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