russian humor
- А чем вы думаете заняться?
- Вот вернусь в село, папенькино дело продолжу…
- Стало быть, бухать будете?
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Если неплохо отремонтировали дорогу – значит скоро будут менять трубы…
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Что такое экономическая матрёшка? Это когда рядом с гипермаркетом построили универмаг.
Рядом с универмагом построили мини маркет. Рядом с мини маркетом построили маленький магазинчик. Рядом с магазинчиком поставили палаточку. Рядом с палаточкой поставили торговую точку.
А рядом с торговой точкой сидит бабка и торгует жареными семечками.
И у неё ВСЕ покупают!!!
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Money
There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, “Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife.”
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said “Wait just a minute!” Read more
