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Infront of a ” Mental Hospital ” a guy just got a flat tire and the four bolts of the same wheel broken to pieces . He got the spare tire out but just wondering how will he fix it without bolts .
a mental patient shouting to him
M.P : Hey Man , take a bolt from each wheel then u’ll have 3 on each of the wheels
Car owner : Ooooh . Tx ……
the car owner did it and he was very happy
Car owner : hey , that was a good thinking . why are u in a mental hospital then !!!!!
M.P : i’m not stupid , i’m just crazy

Tags: free advice

Let’s see if I understand how the world works lately…

If a man cuts off his finger while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke 3 packs a day for 40 years & die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame it on TV.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit & tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet & the passengers kill him instead,
The mother of the deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
So if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer,
I want you to blame Bill Gates ….:lol:

Tags: Crazy World

We just can’t spell!

Tags: LOL