Financial crisis
Pictures April 30th, 2009
Save for rainy days
Pictures April 30th, 2009
Marriage joke
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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WIFE
Husband asks, ‘Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means ‘Without Information Fighting Everytime’!’
Wife replies, ‘No, it means ‘With Idiot For Ever’!!!’
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Breakfast in bed
If you want to have breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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RICH
Coffee, chocolate, men.
Some things are just better RICH.
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Animals on holiday
How animals are going on holiday?
Lion alone.
Tiger with a lover.
Monkey with he’s wife.
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Scottish
On the usual question what Scottish man is wearing under the kilt, they answer:
On successful day – lipstick.
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Confession
Paul is making a confession.
Sorry father, I have sinned.
I went out to a bar, found 20 year old girl and cheated my wife.
Where is that bar?
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