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Jokes December 28th, 2008
Hear about Dracula’s Christmas party? It was a scream.
WHY did the girl take a mushroom to the party? He was a funghi.
DID you hear about the Christmas party with lots of fireworks, balloons and crackers? It went with a bang.
WHY couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party? He had no body to go with.
BARMAN: “You have a steering wheel in your trousers.” DRUNK: “I know — it’s driving me nuts.”
WHAT did Dracula say at the Christmas party? Fancy a bite?
WHY couldn’t the butterfly go to the Christmas ball? It was a moth ball.
WHAT do you call a drunk who gets a job at an upholstery shop? A recovering alcoholic.
HOW do chickens dance at parties? Chick to chick.
WHAT do people sing at an Eskimo’s New Year party? Freeze a jolly good fellow.
WHY does no one go to a party on the moon? There’s no atmosphere.
HUSBAND: “I’m going to a party, get your coat on.” Wife: “Does that mean you’re taking me?” Husband: “No. I’m turning the heating off.”
WHAT is Dr Jekyll’s favourite party game? Hyde and seek.
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